slangtang:

HOW DO I EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN EMMANUELLE ALT?

Emmanuelle Alt is worthless. 

She has two Coach purses and a broke down Honda Civic. 

I hear her hair smells like soy sauce. 

I hear she does car commercials - in New Jersey. 

Her favorite movie is From Prada to Nada. 

One time she met Trina on a plane..

And she told her to pop a Tic Tac.

One time Carine punched her in the face. It was awesome. 

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